Volume 42, Issue 48 | March 18, 2024

RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On
2275	1 Apr	Lone Arranger (Easter Monday)	Suncoast Drive, Blackmans Bay
2276	8 April	Next Week	Legacy Park Community Hub, Queens Domain
2277	15 April	Hare required
2278	22 April	The JMs – AGPU	TBA

UP AND CUMMING

28-30 March 2025 | Aussie Nash Hash 2025, Fremantle
8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

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Another Monday rolls around, another great weekend done and dusted, back to work; no luck in Tattslotto. Bugger, what to look forward to??? Well, as I said or wrote, its Monday evening which means my options are relax at home watching Netflix or head to H5 for Bee’s Dick and Bros maiden Hash run from their newly purchased home in Flagstaff Gully, so it’s off to Hash.

Not really knowing were the boy’s house is in Flagstaff Gully Rd I punch the address into Google maps to listen to that sexy voice tell me where to go. Coming from the northern suburbs she directs me all over the Bowen Bridge, past the prison, all the back streets to Flagstaff Gully rural area, then into suburbia and a stone’s throw from Warrane (or as she says, ‘Warren’). I know which way I will be travelling home if I still have for mag wheels left at the end of the evening, ha ha.

Seeing this is the Dick Boys‘ first effort setting a run and having a habit or getting lost on runs (and getting to run venues) JM Sonar decided to mentor them on setting a run. Sonar was grizzling about the price of lime for a 20 kg bag so I had kindly lent him some but never saw it on the fnnnn trail!!! As I entered the Dick residence I was bailed up by Coupla Weeks who was wanted me to write a run report for the night. As I had wormed my way out of writing a report for Thrillseeker’s last run from Austin Ferry I accepted the responsibility to bore you hashing bast#rds to tears.

So has 6.31 pm rolled around Bee’s Dick called for calm and sent us out into the street with one instruction “ there is trail out there”. Nice, Bee’s Dick, it’s all we need to know!! Now it’s a bit of a worry when the Hare is running the trail like Snacky does but when all the Dick Bros are out there with you it’s definitely a worry LOL. We made our way to Gordons Hill Rd roundabout via the walkway at the end of Flagstaff Gully Rd, then into Gordons Hill Recreation area which might include the old golf course area. Think the Dick Boys might enjoy a bit of bush – or even some Clearfell or Brazilian – but they were keeping the H5 hierarchy happy by heading into the bush trails before daylight savings and we head back to pubs and clubs for the dark and cooler months.

We came out from the trail into the Rosny High School grounds then onto the concrete walkway to the overpass which we crossed to a long FT on the other side, so on back. The trail here lead us down a rabbit track to the very quiet Rosny Golf Course (is it still operating?) and to the back of the Rosny Shopping Centre. This is where things turned to sh!te and I was informed by the Dick Bros this is where mentor Sonar ‘helped’ with the trail, but after splitting up from the other runners I found a CHECK on the corner of  Cr Barnard Dr and Gordons Hill Rd. After regrouping with the running Hashers, we headed across the road and back onto a dirt track which lead us to an ON HOME and the out trail and back to the On-On at the Dick residence.

Well, for once the evening was warm and no wind chill factor. Nice not to have to get changed into warmer gear even without a fire (probably a fire hazard in the backyard at the moment as the boys had cleaned up all the ganga plants etc.) The BBQ was fired up and most hashers got their meat or plant-style fake meat on and opened a cold one. Brazilian was grizzling about Clearfell still being out on the trail being led astray by TopDek, Ginger Nuts, Arsecutter, Grassroots, Viagra and DNR, who were doing an extra few ks.

Finally the stragglers got back, Brazilian got her meat on the BBQ and finally the LIPS got the lip session going with sculls given for various FUs!!!

Great first up run set by the Dick Bros, even with Sonar trying to f*ck it up. Great weather, good circle, great night all up, GOOD JOB BROTHER DICKS!!!

ONY! ON! POLEY

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SKOLS

• Bees Dick, Quarter Pounder, Big Mac; – Hares: too long, too many hills, a lot of walkers got lost; great Virgin trail; Mentor: Sonar
• Rigor Mortis and Lord Limp – talking about Snack Bar’s bone
• Limp – no Hash gear, shorts a ‘bit’ revealing
• Viagra, DNR, TopDek, Mr Bean, Mrs Bling, Hands On: C*untry Members
• DNR: birthday girl
• Grassroots: made another yummy birthday cake

From the floor:

• Sir Eve for Thrill Seeker – sounded like a grizzly bear coming up behind Eve and Rigor Mortis. They just about had a heart attack. Not going to help Eve’s medical.
• CW had her recorder on, and it picked up a conversation between Snack Bar and Tic Toc:
  Snack Bar: I had a lot of skols, but I didn’t write them down and now I have forgotten them.
  TicToc: Yes, me too.
• Bee’s Dick: out on the trail and lost his own trail. Sonar – mentor
• Just Kidding for Quarter Pounder: had an overnight guest. The smell of perfume was a dead give-away
• Eve for Quarter Pounder and Big Mac – one couldn’t reach high enough to put the light up, so the other tried. Bee’s Dick to the rescue.
• In The Raw for Next Week – while Viagra was away, Next Week made improvements to Vyvyan – Illuminator 6000; Steady Eddy’s caddy. 
• Next Week for Bee’s Dick – need Hash beer garden around house
• Bee’s Dick – no toilet paper. Pole Dancer to the rescue

• …and other skols I forgot to write down.

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HASH FLASH

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H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2023-24

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Joint Masters	Growler Sonar	0412 161 017 0488 707 068
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Hash Lips	Snack Bar TicToc
Hash Hops	Contessa Coupla Weeks Sir Eve
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