Volume 42, Issue 44 | February 19, 2024

RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On
2271	4 Mar	Thrill Seeker	Austins Ferry boat ramp
2272	11 Mar	In The Raw	Mt Stuart Park
2273	18 Mar	Sonar	TBA
2274	25 Mar	Hare required
2275	1 Apr	Lone Arranger (Easter Monday)	TBA

UP AND CUMMING

29 February 2024 | Leap Year H3 Run 8 (as set by the Phantom Hasher!)
8-10 March 2024 | Interhash 2024, Queenstown, New Zealand
28-30 March 2025 | Aussie Nash Hash 2025, Fremantle

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It had been a warm sunny day and the prospect of a beach run sounded a good idea!
I arrived early with the Fire Master 5000 locked and loaded in anticipation of the cool, evening sea breeze. The after work and retirement drinkies were well underway in the car park, in the lee of Triple K’s camper, with lots of low-alcohol bevies being knocked back!

ITR arrived and we scoped out a good spot for the Fire Master and the BBQ down by the beach, which worked out a treat.

At around 6.30 Eager stood on a rock – then on another as that wasn’t high enough – and tried to get the Pack’s attention away from the Red Dress frock shop and focus on her run preamble.

Either way, we all ambled across the road and immediately sunk into the thick, soft, horse-training sand tracks that was to become the signature surface of this run.
If you have seen that sci-fi film Dune or muuuuuch earlier, Lawrence of Arabia, well you get the picture.

So the trail was a bit of a grid, from the on-on across to an adjacent Street (that contained the horses that had crapped all over the trail) then back across to the beach in a long straight line. Pretty straight forward, then an excellent beach stroll for a kilometre or so back to the on-on and the popular floating p!ss stop!

A little bit of search and rescue ensued towards dark, but ended well with all accounted for! Grizzly again stepping up for the absent Lips.

On-on
Next Week

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SKOLS

• Her Highness Eager – Hare.
• Jaffa – cutting Grizzly’s grass? LA gave Jaffa Grizzly’s towel and thongs (then wiped his feet for him when he got into the mighty Magna battle-wagon).
• Just Kidding and Rigor Mortis– ‘shortcut’ to the p!ss stop by straight-lining through the water. Was overtaken by Steady Eddie walking along the beach.
• Hands On – new shoes? Horse shoe found on trail.
• Steady Eddie – got lost looking for the nude beach.

• Bee’s Dick and Quarter Pounder – lost boys.
• Can’t Stop – extra sand training because he didn’t trust Grizzly’s sense of direction.
• Eager (and Cracker, by default) – scared of shark attack in ankle-deep water (probably head-high for them).
• Next Week and Sir Eve – failed SES* search and rescue team (*Stupid Es Sheet)
• …and other skols I forgot to write down.

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DATE: Saturday, 16th March 2024
START TIME: Run starts at 11:00 am.
It is a bus run. Bus will be parked on Marion Bay Road
(near Townsend Lane) above the main car park
at the Showgrounds.
VENUE: Bream Creek Showgrounds, Copping.
COST: $10.00 (includes sausages and some drinks).
HARES: H4 Hashers
Enquiries to Biddy (Big Legs) – 0417 331 441
You must comply with the Bream Creek Show Society’s Covid-19 Laws

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HASH FLASH

Link to all photos for Run 2269

H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2023-24

Grand Master	Triple-K
Joint Masters	Growler Sonar	0412 161 017 0488 707 068
On Sec (poxy)	Grizzly	0419 960 561
Hash Cash	Dishlicker Mother of Pearl	0408 994 427
Hash Lips	Snack Bar TicToc
Hash Hops	Contessa Coupla Weeks Sir Eve
Trailmaster	Fringe Benefits
Hash Flash	Steptoe
Hash Horn	Fallen Madonna
Hashet Manager	Viagra	0419 504 105

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