Volume 42, Issue 38 | January 8, 2023

RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On
2265	22 Jan	Eager	Chauncy Vale
2266	29 Jan	Rigor Mortis	Claremont
2267	5 Feb	In The Raw	Arms End
2268	12 Feb	Hare required

UP AND CUMMING

20 January | High Noon for Full Moons, Mole Creek Hotel
29 February 2024 | Leap Year H3 Run 8 (as set by the Phantom Hasher!)
8-10 March 2024 | Interhash 2024, Queenstown, New Zealand
28-30 March 2025 | Aussie Nash Hash 2025, Fremantle

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RUN REPORT

Steady Eddie, resplendent in his Guinness hat, issued pre-trail instructions to the usual Hash hoots of derision. The pack set off around the Mt Nelson oval and through a mixture of fire trails, bush tracks and roads. Clever use of runners’ loops resulted in the runners (with varying degrees of athleticism) passing the walkers time and time again. Temporary Hash Flash ITR took his duties seriously, with some hobbling attempts at pseudo-athletic moves to photograph the runners and some short cuts through the bush to catch photos of the rest of the pack. Next Week suggested that ITR should be made permanent Hash Flash to give him a purpose in life. Personally, my money is on ITR for Hash Hops – let’s make dark beer great again!

Some steep down-hill bits prompted from Growler an official JM pronouncement that what goes down must go up. Hmm, seems like a variation on Grizzly’s theme about things going up then down from last week’s Trash – I don’t think they had the same sex education teacher. As it happened, the Flat Earthers had nothing to complain about, as total elevation gain was under 90 meters. Given that Mt Nelson is 318 meters above the Derwent, imagine what someone like Eager or Thrill Seeker woulda/coulda done with that!

You hear some funny things out on Hash trail. TicToc was heard to complain that she had to stop talking so much so that she could run – well, pigs might fly! Magic Touch, after complaining that she was too old for this running, stopped for a photo shoot with ITR, prompting Prawn Star, who was running with her to repel any cruising Ubers, to complain that she was messing up his run rate. Viagra wondered how he was among the back markers when he had been at the front, and concluded that the rest of the pack were all Hashing b#stards. Arse Cutter engaged in a lengthy conversation with his dog about the fact that he wasn’t going to carry her.

After crossing Olinda Grove and a loop around Hobart College, the trail meandered through some of the Skyline Reserve tracks and emerged onto Mt Nelson Rd for a road walk/run back to the On! On! After a while, Thrill Seeker also arrived from whatever route he had followed.

This was, of course, one of Steady Eddie’s infamous hat themed trails. Steady, a bit traumatized by the abuse he had previously copped in judging Best Hat competitions, designated Cracker as the judge due to her impeccable reputation for a fair and unbiased approach. The two winners, presented with liquid prizes by Steady Eddie, were Sir Eve, with a furry critter, complete with evil glowing eyes, sitting on his head, and Miss Bling, for pure sartorial elegance. Dishonourable mentions went to Thrill Seeker for once again wearing his mouldy toucan, and Rigor Mortis for ignoring the No Birds instruction and wearing a chook on her head. Honorable mentions went to Bee’s Dick (with a purple bucket to stick Rigor Mortis’ chook in), Big Bang (with a Steady-proof hat), and Magic Touch (for another cute fluffy creature).

On! On!
Cracker

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SKOLS

• Steady Eddie and Big Bang – Hares
• Chuck (Sydney) and Woodpecker (Penang) – visitors
• Big Bang, Grinder, Hamburglar – country members
• Rigor Mortis and ITR – something about something between thighs
• Steady Eddie – hat stealing
• Steady Eddie and Bad News – happy birthday f#ck you
• Triple K – a lack of morals (is such a thing possible in Hash?)
• Cracker and C#nt Stop – ceremonial handing over of the crutches
• Lord Limp – 1,200 runs
• Arsecutter – 150 runs
• Big Mac – 25 runs
• Eager, Hamburglar, TopDek – racists (Cadbury Marathon)
• …and other skols I forgot to write down.

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HASH FLASH

Link to all photos for Run 2263

H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2023-24

Grand Master	Triple-K
Joint Masters	Growler Sonar	0412 161 017 0488 707 068
On Sec (poxy)	Grizzly	0419 960 561
Hash Cash	Dishlicker Mother of Pearl	0408 994 427
Hash Lips	Snack Bar TicToc
Hash Hops	Contessa Coupla Weeks Sir Eve
Trailmaster	Fringe Benefits
Hash Flash	Steptoe
Hash Horn	Fallen Madonna
Hashet Manager	Viagra	0419 504 105

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