Hash Trash 2233 | Limp from Moonah Hotel – Hobart Hash House Harriers and Harriettes

Volume 42, Issue 10 | June 26, 2023

NEXT RUN | 3 July 2023
Run 2234 from Crescent Hotel
Hare: In The Raw
Cost $5 – buy your own food and drink at the venue

RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On
2235	10 Jul	Thrill Seeker	TBA
2236	17 Jul	Hare Needed!	TBA
2237	24 Jul	Rigor Mortis	Mornington Inn

HARES NEEDED – SEE FRINGE BENEFITS BEFORE SHE SEES YOU!

UP AND CUMMING

2 July 2023 | Hobart Full Moon H3 Run 346 2pm from Dru Point, Margate
25 December 2023 | Christmas Day Hash
29 February 2024 | Leap Year H3 Run 8 (as set by the Phantom Hasher!)
8-10 March 2024 | Interhash 2024, Queenstown, New Zealand
28-30 March 2025 | Aussie Nash Hash 2025, Fremantle

RUN REPORT

Wow, how the The Mustard Pot has changed! Previously, had you walked in sporting a freshly waxed mustache and shoes without socks, you’d have had your teeth forcibly removed. Then again, that probably would have happened to anyone walking in.

Lord Limp had bargained hard to get the H5 pensioners a 20% discount on meals, as part of extensive research into venue options. A pity he didn’t put the same effort into researching locked laneways.

Or did he?

After explaining that he’d run foul of the Moonah anti-freedom of movement movement (MAFOMM), everyone was sent for a lap of the car park, then trail turned toward the darker end of the northern suburbs.

It was about this time that I noticed a multitude of Snack Bars – one running in the opposite direction to trail, some running past me, others running toward me – each one successively more irate. The last one I saw – running tangentially, I think – called out ‘Not Happy’. He must have been one of the other seven dwarfs. Probably Dopey.

Having basically bisected Moonah via the Main Road, trail direction was a choice of two; up into the hills of West Moonah or stay on the flat toward the Brooker. Thankfully, for the sake of the Hare’s left testicle, he chose the flatter option.

As the clock counted down toward ‘I need a beer o’clock’, the walkers started peeling off toward ‘home’. Well set r*n, with enough flour to keep everyone well on trail.

Except Dopey.

On on – Grizzly

SKOLS

Thrill Seeker – talking in the Circle.
Just Kidding – bad Hare day.
Lord Limp – Hare; fell foul of dead ends and locked gates.
All runners – copped a spray from Snack Bar for leaving him alone with the walkers.

Sonar – drinking stout from a wine glass.
Lone Arranger – couldn’t handle a full six-inches of sausage.
Thrill Seeker – scared the sh!t out of In The Raw.
Grizzly – gives good head, apparently.
Kirsten – with a family name of Redstone, was given the Hash name Gingernut (meh – it’s a work in progress).
Jillian, Barb and Kathy – couldn’t possibly be meal orders for TopDek, Grassroots and Rigor Mortis.
Incoming, Nancy Boy and TicToc – can’t remembers.

HASH FLASH

Link to all photos for Run 2233

H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2023-24

Grand Master	KKK
Joint Masters	Growler Sonar	0412 161 017
On Sec (poxy)	Grizzly	0419 960 561
Hash Cash	Dishlicker Mother of Pearl	0408 994 427
Hash Lips	Snack Bar TicToc
Hash Hops	Contessa Coupla Weeks Sir Eve
Trailmaster	Fringe Benefits
Hash Flash	Steptoe
Hash Horn	Fallen Madonna
Hashet Manager	Viagra	0419 504 105

Website https://hobarthash.tripod.com/h5/