Volume 42, Issue 8 | June 12, 2023
NEXT RUN | 19 June 2023
Run 2232 from The Civic Club,
134 Davey Street, Hobart
Hare: Can’t Stop
Cost $20 – food provided, buy your own drinks from the bar
RECEDING HARELINE
| Run No. | Date | Hare Apparent | On On |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2233 | 26 Jun | Lord Limp | TBA |
| 2234 | 3 Jul | In The Raw | TBA |
| 2235 | 10 Jul | Thrill Seeker | TBA |
UP AND CUMMING
17-18 June | Burnie H3 AGPU @ Bischoff Hotel, Waratah
29 February 2024 | Leap Year H3 Run 8 (as set by the Phantom Hasher!)
8-10 March 2024 | Interhash 2024, Queenstown, New Zealand
28-30 March 2025 | Aussie Nash Hash 2025, Fremantle
RUN REPORT
When the Hare addressed the Pack in the Beltana car park, many felt that Lone Arranger had let herself go, and was badly in need of some industrial-level electrolysis. Eventually – and to no ones’s surprise – it was divulged that Grizzly was the Hare, and that electrolysis was still warranted.
The Pack was larger in number than expected, given that it was a public holiday and post-Chardonnay away weekend. TicToc bemoaned having lost her voice, but we weren’t that lucky. Can’t Stop looked like he’d gone ten rounds with Mike Tyson. (Not Mike Tyson the boxer, but Mike Tyson 78-year old homeless guy that hangs around the Mall.) Included in the melee were a couple of fly-ins in the forms of Commandant Captain Condom, Blah Blah* and Luv Shack. Even Rigor Mortis cleared the spiders out of her running shoes for the occasion.
With the chalk talk done, the Packs set off south along the Highway, before climbing and doubling back in the direction of Geilston Bay. The elevation provided stunning views of the red Bridge and Spectra, and the overpass was temporarily blocked with phone-wielding Hashers jockeying for the best position.
From this point you could hear the runners’ calls echoing off Natone Hill. The walkers showed great restraint (and a modicum of stupidity) in following trail, with knowledge that it would later descend into the Villiage.
A false trail brought the Pack together again, before heading down to the foreshore. Advance scout Kangaroo flashed the less fleet-of-foot Hashers to signal that trail headed through the Memorial Park.
With the clock nudging 7:20, the trailing Hare† hurriedly marked an ‘on home’ to ensure that the parmies would still be warm on arrival.
It goes without saying – if it was a good trail, then Lone Arranger was the Hare; if it was crap, then it was Grizzly’s fault.
On on – Grizzly
* Blah
† Obviously he wasn’t trailing when he marked the ‘on home’
SKOLS
- Grizzly – Hare
- Bart, Blah Blah Blah, Commandant CC, Luv Shack, Stunned Mullet, MOP – can’t remembers
- Kristen – Hashing virgin
- Contessa CW, Next Week – Hashy birthdays
- Sir Eve – tightarse; told CW that he’d give her a beer for her birthday, knowing that she’d have a skol.
- Can’t Stop and CCC – dubious King’s Birthday honours.
- Cracker – last r*n before her knee op (getting extensions so that she’s taller than Eager)
- Her Highness Eager – p!ssed and fell over.
- Bee’s Dick and Prawn Star – these fine, law-abiding citizens were asked to leave a drinking establishment because they were too rowdy.
- Plus others, because I forgot to write them down…
You’ve got to hand it to short people.
Because they can’t reach it on their own.
HASH FLASH
Link to all photos for Run 2231
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