Volume 42, Issue 7 | June 5, 2023
NEXT RUN | 12 June 2023 (Public holiday)
Run 2231 from Beltana Hotel,
160 E Derwent Hwy, Lindisfarne
Hare: Lone Arranger
Cost $5 – buy your own food and drinks
RECEDING HARELINE
| Run No. | Date | Hare Apparent | On On |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2232 | 19 Jun | Can’t Stop | TBA |
| 2233 | 26 Jun | Lord Limp | TBA |
| 2234 | 3 Jul | In The Raw | TBA |
| 2235 | 10 Jul | Thrill Seeker | TBA |
UP AND CUMMING
17-18 June | Burnie H3 AGPU @ Bischoff Hotel, Waratah
29 February 2024 | Leap Year H3 Run 8 (as set by the Phantom Hasher!)
8-10 March 2024 | Interhash 2024, Queenstown, New Zealand
28-30 March 2025 | Aussie Nash Hash 2025, Fremantle
RUN REPORT
Geez it was cold. Bitingly cold.
The gates of the H4 Maximum Security Nursing Home had been breached, bloating this special run pack to over 100. A bigger group of shuffling, broken Hashers you wouldn’t see this side of a zombie apocalypse. And that was just the H5ers!
There’s not a lot to be said about the trail itself. No checks or false trails (H4 seem to be easily confused by such shenanigans) meant that the pack was soon strung out further than a pensioner’s budget. Not even Fallen Madonna‘s improving blow job on the horn could change that.
Despite that, the runners seemed to enjoy the trail, probably because they are masochists and didn’t have to think that much.
Back at the venue, some of the less drooling H4 inmates were put to work cooking up a storm, with a variety of high-fat, meaty goodness on offer. Trembles was busying himself, wandering around the Harriettes and enticing them into a dark corner so that they could try his ‘special soup’.
Dr Allison Black, Medical Oncologist at Royal Hobart Hospital, spoke to the group about the need for gynecological cancer research and support, and received a cheque for $2,000 as a result of the evening’s participation.
Come time for the circle proper, H5 Lip Snack Bar led with a 5-minute politically incorrect roasting of H4. If this was a shock and awe tactic, it failed, as most had turned their hearing aids off or were fast asleep in a chair.
It was an enjoyable night, and all for a worthwhile cause. Well done Filthy and Porno Pat.
On on – Grizzly
SKOLS
- Pole Dancer and Can’t Stop – have stopped playing with their Dong, after an exhausting tour of Vietnam
- Gov’nor Honkers – 1450 Runs!
- Nancy Boy – 100 Runs!
- Prawn Star – 50 Runs!
- KKK – lost the milestone badges out of her pocket while on trail, and had to back track to find them
- Swallow – national Harriette skoling champion, and anchor of the victorious Tassie boat race team at the recent Aussie Nash Hash
- Viagra and DNR – European vacation; far cough yak hunts
- Snack Bar – one job to do; was given Spoof’s jacket to return as lost property, but waited until ‘skols from the floor’, leaving poor Spoof shivering in his boots
- Plus others, because I forgot to write them down…
HASH FLASH
Link to all photos for Run 2230
H4’s run next Monday (12 June) will start from the home of Shonky Longprong – H4 legend and one of the H5 founding fathers of – who is now confined to bed, watching replays of FBoy Island.
The H4 run starts at 5:00pm, from 54 Kellatie Rd, Rosny.
Let Banger know (0409 421 467) if you’d like to join in on the farewell tour.
BURNIE H3 AGPU
H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2023-24
| Grand Master | KKK | |
| Joint Masters | Growler Sonar | 0412 161 017 |
| On Sec (poxy) | Grizzly | 0419 960 561 |
| Hash Cash | Dishlicker Mother of Pearl | 0408 994 427 |
| Hash Lips | Snack Bar TicToc | |
| Hash Hops | Contessa Coupla Weeks Sir Eve | |
| Trailmaster | Fringe Benefits | |
| Hash Flash | Steptoe | |
| Hash Horn | Fallen Madonna | |
| Hashet Manager | Viagra | 0419 504 105 |
Contact us at hobart.h5@gmail.com
Hobart Hash House Harriers and Harriettes 
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