Volume 42, Issue 6 | May 29, 2023
NEXT RUN | 5 June 2023
Combined Hash Clubs charity run
Run 2228 from Royal Yacht Club of Tasmania, Marieville Esplanade, Sandy Bay
Hare: H4
Cost $25 – includes BBQ food and drinks
RECEDING HARELINE
| Run No. | Date | Hare Apparent | On On |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2231 | 12 Jun | Lone Arranger | Beltana Hotel (Public holiday) |
| 2232 | 19 Jun | Can’t Stop | TBA |
| 2233 | 26 Jun | TBA | TBA |
UP AND CUMMING
17-18 June | Burnie H3 AGPU @ Bischoff Hotel, Waratah
29 February 2024 | Leap Year H3 Run 8 (as set by the Phantom Hasher!)
8-10 March 2024 | Interhash 2024, Queenstown, New Zealand
28-30 March 2025 | Aussie Nash Hash 2025, Fremantle
RUN REPORT
Geez it was cold. Not bitingly cold, but the sort of cold that keeps people indoors. This wasn’t helped by the Maypole back room being as warm as a mother-in-law’s kiss.
Hare KKK was perfunctory in her ‘chalk talk’, partly because there wasn’t much to much to pass on, but mainly because she would be shepherding the Pack throughout.
Bee’s Dick missed all that, as he was on the blower to brother Josh. Having sent instructions via a Goggle map thingie, Josh took one look at the thumbnail image and thought ‘I know where that is’. He didn’t, and was now having to make his way from K-Mart in Eastlands to K-Mart in New Town. Josh should be thankful that there isn’t a K-Mart in Dover. The offer was made to Bee’s Dick – ‘should we wait?’ He took one look at the general athleticism on offer and responded ‘nah, we’ll catch up’.
Out on trail, Lord Limp was overheard explaining the injury recovery program prescribed by his doctor – go slow for nine minutes, then as hard as you like for one. I wasn’t aware that Limp had an issue with his wanking hand.
The trail had a few elements to keep the pack together, not the least of which was KKK barking out commands. When Fat Controller and Her Highness Eager strayed off trail, a voice from the gloom prompted them to reconsider their life choices. Even so, the lure of a beer was too strong for the likes of In The Raw and Gov’nor Honkers.
While the walkers’ trail never seemed to climb any great heights, we still found ourselves at the top of Creek Road, with a decent descent through the brickworks estate. It was here that the front runners returned to the fold, with tales of ring-stretching hills and feats of endurance. They do like to exaggerate.
In all, Hashers seemed pretty pleased with the trail on offer. For the record, Bee’s Dick and Josh didn’t catch up, proving that either we’re fitter than we look, or they both have Fruit Loop‘s topographical disorientation disorder.
On on – Grizzly
SKOLS
- KKK – Hare apparent
- Fat Controller and Prickit – c*untry members
- Cracker – 650 Runs!
- Her Highness Eager – 1200 Runs!
- Gov’nor Honkers and Sedan Chair – back door buddies; had colonoscopy on the same day
- Viagra – happy birthday FU
- Josh – went to Rosny instead of New Town
- KKK – lied when she told the front walking bastards that trail didn’t go into the estate.
- Half A Bee’s Dick – name is too long for In The Raw’s liking, wanted it changed to ‘Arthur’ (or the Cockney version, ‘Arfa’). So, Bee’s Dick it is.
- Plus others, because I forgot to write them down…
HASH FLASH
Link to all photos for Run 2229
BURNIE H3 AGPU
H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2023-24
| Grand Master | KKK | |
| Joint Masters | Growler Sonar | 0412 161 017 |
| On Sec (poxy) | Grizzly | 0419 960 561 |
| Hash Cash | Dishlicker Mother of Pearl | |
| Hash Lips | Snack Bar TicToc | |
| Hash Hops | Contessa Coupla Weeks Sir Eve | |
| Trailmaster | Fringe Benefits | |
| Hash Flash | Steptoe | |
| Hash Horn | Fallen Madonna | |
| Hashet Manager | Viagra | 0419 504 105 |
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