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Volume 42, Issue 4 | May 15, 2023

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RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On
2229	29 May	KKK	Maypole Hotel, New Town
2230	05 Jun	Combined Hash Clubs charity run	Royal Yacht Club Tasmania
2231	12 Jun	Lone Arranger	TBA (Public holiday)
2232	19 Jun	Can’t Stop	TBA

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UP AND CUMMING

29 February 2024 | Leap Year H3 Run 8 (as set by the Phantom Hasher!)
8-10 March 2024 | Interhash 2024, Queenstown, New Zealand

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RUN REPORT

From Highness Eager: walkers are amongst the runners tonight; Lord Limp is to walk; Sir Eve said “TopDek, quit talking!”  Meant to say TicToc. Missed that skol! The horn sounds –Offal is back; where is “the” horn? Studying. KKK is wanting that meal special advertised, but will have to come back on Wednesday. A few quick pics of the Hashers coming out of door; mostly runners today; 7 walkers only.  Ok, here we go across the main drag; cross another road; Runners off one way with TicToc leading and walkers another. Further up there is a MC with KKK going straight ahead up Continental Rd and Lord Limp up another road.  KKK shouted ‘On On’. There is a sign ‘RW’, guess the runners will be coming our way shortly. Its seems all the male Hashers can talk about is the “BIG” bras some of the Hashers took to the mainland with them. These are to be pinned to a ceiling in some pub in the NT. Off in the distant TicToc is heard, and here they are, and there they go, past the walkers and up a hill. A Hash name, we haven’t heard for awhile popped into the conversation: “Zero”. Offal and Zero had a date to go to Agest and now Lord Limp and Zero have a date to fix a truck. 

KKK is still outpacing Sir Eve. Up a hill to a well-placed FT. Lord Limp and Cracker more than happy with that. Eager, being not very far off the ground, found using chalk was the way to mark trail.  MC for runners and walkers. Where is Steady and Step Toe? TicToc has lost her lead, she is third from the back. Another split with runners and walkers. KKK leading the walkers. It’s a good thing that Next Week is here to shout “car” as Cacker didn’t seem to hear it coming.  Runners and walkers arrows; no runners. Along the way, another MC! And here comes the runners after KKK found trail. Time for a few more pics of, Hamburgler, Half A Bee’s Dick, Prawn Star, TicToc, Organ Grinder, Dishlicker, Snack Bar and Thrillseeker. They are all gasping for air. 

Steady Eddy and Step Toe are making the big decision on which way to go. Up the hill or on home? They took the shorter trail, hashing bastards!

A good working torch is needed to go along the river’s edge. The runners seemed to have gone around a circle and have now joined the walkers. There goes Snack Bar and Prawn Star. Oops, Prawn Star had to call Snack Bar back on trail. The hot weathered trail is taking its toll on Cracker, Lord Limp and Offal. Hashing bastards taking Chapel Street back home! KKK, Sir Eve, Next Week and Contessa Coupla Weeks are the remaining walkers. Runners are holding their own and taking another circle.  KKK and Sir Eve are checking for trail, but Thrillseeker does a sweeping turn down this road, following trail. Check no more, follow him. Pretty spread out group with Contessa Coupla Weeks and Next Week, tail end Charlies.  Sir Eve, walkers 5 kms; Snack Bar, runners, 6.2 km; someone did 6.7. 

Great trail Highness Eager. Loved the turns, MC and FTs, and the hot summer night.

Contessa Coupla Weeks

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SKOLS

• Highness Eager – from Next Week, it had everything, canals, churches, bogans, no one was swearing, Snack Bar had to run through the mall with Organ Grinder and Dishlicker for protection. Highness Eager was ok because she ran under the radar.
• Cuntry Memers: Offal and Hamburgler
• Highness Eager and Cracket – small Penguin t-shirts
• Steptoe – dirty lens on camera from last week. mmmmm wasn’t she away?
• Thrillseeker – no calling when he was in the lead
• Prawn Star – not calling Dishlicker by his Hash name
• Next Week – for Hamburler for eating too much
• Contessa Coupla Weeks for – Sir Eve, Thrillseeker, KKK, TicToc, no one could remember what Organ Grinder’s Hash name was. TicToc got Organ Grinder and Dishlicker mixed up. 

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HASH FLASH

Link to all photos for Run 2227

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H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2023-24

Grand Master	KKK
Joint Masters	Growler Sonar	0412 161 017
On Sec (poxy)	Grizzly	0419 960 561
Hash Cash	Dishlicker Mother of Pearl
Hash Lips	Snack Bar TicToc
Hash Hops	Contessa Coupla Weeks Sir Eve
Trailmaster	Fringe Benefits
Hash Flash	Steptoe
Hash Horn	Fallen Madonna
Hashet Manager	Viagra	0419 504 105

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