Volume 42, Issue 2 | May 1, 2023
NEXT RUN | 8 May 2023
Run 2226 from Kingston Beach RSL
Hare: Prawn Star
Cost $15 (food supplied, buy own drinks at the venue)
RECEDING HARELINE
| Run No. | Date | Hare Apparent | On On |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2227 | 15 May | Her Highness Eager | Club Hotel, Glenorchy |
| 2228 | 22 May | Contessa Coupla Weeks | Shipwright Arms Hotel |
| 2229 | 29 May | KKK | Maypole Hotel, New Town |
| 2230 | 05 Jun | Combined Hash Clubs charity run | Royal Yacht Club Tasmania |
| 2231 | 12 Jun | Lone Arranger | TBA (Public holiday) |
UP AND CUMMING
7 May 2023 | Hobart Full Moon H3 Run 344 from Pothana Road, Electrona
12-14 May 2023 | Aussie Nash Hash, Darwin
29 February 2024 | Leap Year H3 Run 8 (as set by the Phantom Hasher!)
8-10 March 2024 | Interhash 2024, Queenstown, New Zealand
RUN REPORT
Run 2225 | Hare Next Week | BrewLab, Derwent Park
Industrial music is a fusion of abrasive, mechanical sounds with a throbbing beat. Industrial interior design is austere, dark and grey, with hard surfaces and angular shapes. So what is this ‘industrial Hashing’ that Hare Next Week was spruiking?
Apparently, you take all of the above, then add the smells of sump oil, molten metal and gas (although that last one may have been Dishlicker).
Hashers gathered in the BrewLab penthouse, but really wanted to be downstairs where the wood heater cast its warm glow, which probably would have resulted in far fewer leaving the venue to follow trail.
In The Raw slumps in to give his usual pessimistic weather update, “Good luck staying dry tonight”. Some people are slow to learn.
Released into the night, trail looped around Goodwood, before launching over the Brooker. Pole Dancer and Half A Bee’s Dick found the only False Trail, then played ‘Frogger’ with the traffic, rather than run back to the overpass because, you know, they’re runners.
Thrill Seeker ambled past saying, “I see that you’re running with your friends, like me”. He may need to visit SpecSavers™, as I was alone and so was he. Perhaps I misheard, and he was saying “Arse tuning wear your fringe lark yummy”. Makes as much sense.
I missed the diversion along the train tracks as I was too busy watching Thrill Seeker pirouetting ahead. You could tell that they were train tracks, because Sir Eve kept make ‘toot toot’ sounds. (You can take the man out of the seven year old boy, but you can’t take the seven year old boy out of the man, which, coincidentally, was my Catholic School’s motto.)
The remainder of the trail followed the cycleway – I could hear Poley whinging from kilometres away – before stretching out to skirt Moonah and blouse Derwent Park. We re-crossed the Brooker via Prickit’s favourite rail bridge, and TopDek – using the Can’t Stop knee recovery program – particularly enjoyed the downwards ramp.
In all, a rapid and somewhat lonely 5km jaunt, pleasantly devoid of any hills. Very industrial.
On! On! Grizzly
SKOLS
- Next Week – Hare apparent
- Kangaroo and Clearfell – Hashy birthday two ewes (twins!)
- Lord Limp (leg), Fallen Madonna (shoulder) – injured, p!ssed and fell over, while DNR hurt her back while going down for pussy.
- Cracker, E-Route, Just Kidding, KKK, Lord Limp, Next Week – can’t remembers
- Fringe Benefits – her chat up line ‘Come to my place, I could cut your hair’ failed when the target removed his cap to reveal a bald head.
- Can’t Stop – failed to wear his C*nt of the Year cap
- Sir Eve – needs to go to SpecSavers; couldn’t tell the difference between DNR and Viagra
- Yes Please and Contessa Coupla Weeks – shark baiters. YP sent Kangaroo out to test his new wetsuit and flippers, while CW took the dogs that she was meant to be walking out for a swim. Both events were at Kingston Beach, where there was a shark sighting earlier.
- Thrill Seeker – 900 runs! Wot!
- Cast of thousands – far cough yak hunt to Aussie Nash Hash in Darwin.
HASH FLASH
Link to all photos for Run 2225
H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2023-24
| Grand Master | KKK | |
| Joint Masters | Growler Sonar | |
| On Sec (poxy) | Grizzly | 0419 960 561 |
| Hash Cash | Dishlicker Mother of Pearl | |
| Hash Lips | Snack Bar TicToc | |
| Hash Hops | Contessa Coupla Weeks Sir Eve | |
| Trailmaster | Fringe Benefits | |
| Hash Flash | Steptoe | |
| Hash Horn | Fallen Madonna | |
| Hashet Manager | Viagra | 0419 504 105 |
Contact us at hobart.h5@gmail.com
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